"Hello?"

"Hello?"

"Hi, honey,  this is Daddy," .... "Is your Mommy near the phone?" 
"No, Daddy.  She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank," 
After a  brief pause, Daddy says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank,
honey!" 
"Oh Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the  bedroom with Mommy, right now!" 

"Uh, Okay, then......here's what I want  you do. Put down the phone, run
upstairs and knock  on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy and Uncle Frank
that Daddy's car just pulled up outside the house." 

"Okay,  Daddy!" 

A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the  phone.

 "Well, I did what you said, Daddy." 

"And what happened?" he asks. 

"Well, Mommy got all scared,  jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran
around  screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went flying out the
front window and now she's all dead." 

"Oh my  God!!!!! And what about your Uncle Frank?" 

"He jumped out of bed with no  clothes on too and he was all scared and he
jumped  out the back window into the swimming pool.....but he must have
forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he  hit
the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's all  real dead too." 

***long pause*** 

Then Daddy says, "Swimming  pool???? Is this 555-7039??

Athugasemdir

[sveinbjörn (IP-tala skráð) 3.4.2008 kl. 15:13]

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