How Blond Was She?

She was Sooooooo Blond...
*She thought a quartbak was a refund.
*She thought General Motors was in the army.
*She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
*She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
She Was Soooooooooooooooo Blonde...
*She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
*She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
*Under 'education' on her job application, she put 'Hooked On Phonics'.
She was Sooooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
*She tripped over a cordless phone.
*She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said 'Concentrate'.
*She told me to meet her at the corner of 'WALK' and 'DON'T WALK'.
*She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
She was Soooooooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde..
*She studied for a blood test.
*She sold the car for gas money.
*When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
*When she went to the airport and saw a sign thad said, 'Airport Left,' she turned around and went home.
She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
*When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
*She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
*She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
*She had a shirt that said 'TGIF', which she thought stood for 'This Goes in Front'.
AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:
She is Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company..

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