Bloggfęrslur mįnašarins, mars 2008
"Hello?"
30.3.2008 | 09:28
"Hi, honey, this is Daddy," .... "Is your Mommy near the phone?"
"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank,"
After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank,
honey!"
"Oh Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy, right now!"
"Uh, Okay, then......here's what I want you do. Put down the phone, run
upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy and Uncle Frank
that Daddy's car just pulled up outside the house."
"Okay, Daddy!"
A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone.
"Well, I did what you said, Daddy."
"And what happened?" he asks.
"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran
around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went flying out the
front window and now she's all dead."
"Oh my God!!!!! And what about your Uncle Frank?"
jumped out the back window into the swimming pool.....but he must have
forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit
the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's all real dead too."
***long pause***
Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool???? Is this 555-7039??
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Vķsur śr sveitinni hummm
14.3.2008 | 06:59
Žetta er ekki lestur fyrir viškvęma !
Hśn gerši žaš įgętt hśn Gušmunda. Hśn gerši žaš fyrst undir Įmunda. Svo meš Helga og Tż svo meš Helga į nż og svo meš hljómsveit sem stödd var ķ nįmunda.
ATH žetta veršur grófara og grófara !
Hśn Ingveldur gamla frį Engi. Hśn ei hafši fengi“ša lengi. En į leiš heim af
engjunum hśn lent undir drengjunum og lį svo ķ mįnuš meš strengi.
ATH: gušhręddir hętti aš lesa nśna.
Žaš er almenningsįlit ķ sveitinni aš įst séra Marteins į geitinni megi hreint ekki
lį, žegar litiš er į hversu lķk hśn er Jórunni heitinni.
ATH: Svo kemur sį grófasti.
Einn piltur śr fjöllunum fannlausu komst ķ fęri viš Hallfrķši mannlausu.
Žį brjįlašist gellan og beit hann ķ sprellann, nś tekur hann bara žęr tannlausu..
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